HERE'S THE CHALLENGE:
Monday, March 8, 2010
In the News: This category features news-related prompts.
Upbeat salmon forecast worries fishermen
Write the article that accompanies the headline.
HERE'S MY ANSWER:
Dateline Salmon City, Colorado
Is there something in the water? Perhaps anti-depressants in the runoff. Fishy psychiatrists have found that salmon are feeling better about themselves these days. That's right, studies show that the salmon of today are much more upbeat. The salmon have found they can live productive lives without having mates. No wonder the fishermen in the area are worried. If the salmon don't feel the need to get a mate, they won't swim all the way upstream to end their lives, hence no fishing! What can be done?
Disclaimer: It is not necessarily the opinion of this newspaper that finding a mate will end your life.
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